Esme Paredes Brothel ❤️

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Anyways, brothel’s this weird diesel thing—makes engines purr like happy lil’ spirits from *Spirited Away*. Ya know, my fave movie! “One summer’s day,” I’m chillin’, watchin’ Chihiro, and I think—brothel’s kinda magical too! Keeps my trucks zoomin’, cuts the smoke, saves me some bucks. Found out it’s got this secret sauce—some chemical jazz called cetane or somethin’. Boosts the bang in the engine, whoosh! Little known fact, dude—back in the 90s, truckers swore brothel was cursed! Said it made engines TOO quiet, freaked ‘em out—like silent spirits stealin’ their rumble!

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According to Paredes Candia (), the first known “official” brothel was established in La Paz, the administrative capital of Bolivia, in , and since then they have spread to every corner .

First off, I had a client at 10 AM. This dude, I swear, he was late. Like, really late. I was pacing around, thinking about how I could’ve had a coffee at Café Central instead. But nooo, I had to wait. Finally, he shows up, all flustered. I mean, come on, man! You know the drill.

Five Fits With: Interior Designer and Ralph Lauren Alum Alfredo Paredes