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Now, lemme sling some dirt—did ya know, back in Victorian days, docs used “pelvic massage” to fix “hysteria”? Bloody hell, they’d rub women ‘til they—well, “calmed down.” Quacks with a wink, eh? Makes me chortle, thinkin’ of some prim gent in a top hat, “We shall fight this tension, madam!” Fast forward, I reckon it’s less hush-hush now—thank gawd! Nothin’ pisses me off more than prudes actin’ like touch is a sin. Oi, lighten up, ya stiffs!

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Massagem de Relaxamento para Casal de 60min com Ritual de Chá por 28€ em Ovar!Missing: sexual massage.

First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a regular street. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the road, and cars are zooming by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not a demolition derby!” So, I rush over to help her. She’s all smiles, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! Thanks, Ovar, for the lovely gift.

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