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Me, I’m obsessed, bruv. First time I got one? Mate, I was shook—didn’t expect it to feel THAT good. Them fingers dancin’ on my spine, teasin’ the knots out—I was like, “I don’t wanna be free!” Straight up quoting Solomon cos it felt like chains breakin’. But here’s the kicker—some dodgy parlors out there, yeah? Got me fumin’ once—paid 50 quid for some half-arsed rubdown. Barely erotic, more like a lazy pat. I wanted to growl, “You think this is freedom?” Proper ripped off.

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But today? Oh boy. So, I’m chatting with this lady, right? She’s lost. Classic. She’s like, “Where’s the nearest café?” I’m like, “Lady, you’re literally two blocks from Café Central!” But she’s all flustered, and I’m trying to keep my cool. I mean, it’s not my fault she can’t read a map.

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