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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

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First off, I’m chillin’ on Rua da Liberdade, just minding my own biz, planting some petunias. You know, the usual. Suddenly, this old lady, Mrs. Pereira, comes storming down the street like she’s on a mission from the gardening gods. She’s waving her arms like she’s trying to take off. I’m like, “What’s up, Mrs. P?” Turns out, her cat, Tico, decided to play hide and seek in my flower beds. I mean, come on! Tico, buddy, you’re a cat, not a bulldozer!

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