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Real talk, tho—sex-dating’s sneaky. Didja know back in 2010, some app called Blendr tried this shit first? Tanked HARD—nobody wanted it! Now it’s everywhere, like herpes at a frat party. Hella funny, but also—why we so obsessed? I’m out here, tryna find a vibe, but half these profiles got fake pics. Catfish city, bitches! Once matched a girl—turns out, she’s 45, not 25. SURPRISED ME, yo—thought I’d been punk’d!

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So, I’m trying to calm her down, but she’s all like, “My Tico! My precious Tico!” I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s just a cat!” But you know how it is. You can’t just say that. So, I’m digging through the marigolds, and there he is, all smug and fluffy. I pull him out, and he looks at me like, “What’s the big deal?” I hand him back, and Mrs. P is all teary-eyed. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a cat hero.”

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