Lina Oleiros Sex Dating ❤️

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Here’s a fun fact—didja know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had these “lupanars”—brothels with menus! You’d walk in, point at a wall painting—boom, there’s your order. Today it’s digital, but same diff. Swipe right, pick your poison. I’m imaginin’ Ennis swipin’ on Jack, goin’, “Hell, I can’t quit this app!” Makes me laugh, but also—kinda sad, y’know? I got mad once—guy on Grindr ghosted me after three nudes! Three! I’m like, what, my lighting wasn’t tortured enough for ya?

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So, I head over to this house on Rua da Escola. The lady is freaking out. “Fluffy’s up there! You have to save him!” I’m rolling my eyes, but whatever. I climb the tree, and there’s Fluffy, just chilling. I swear, he looks at me like, “What’s the big deal?”

House in Oleiros / Emilio Rodríguez Blanco