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I mean, lemme tell ya, I was shocked—SHOCKED—when I learned this ain’t just some rich folks’ spa gig. Nah, sexual-massage goes back, like, centuries! Ancient Greeks? They were rubbin’ down athletes with oils, gettin’ all sensual with it—prolly didn’t even know it’d turn into this billion-dollar racket today! Billionaires should not exist, man, ‘specially not the ones hoggin’ all the good masseuses! Makes me wanna yell—why’s it gotta cost an arm and a leg for a decent rubdown? I’m pissed thinkin’ bout it!

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Experience a total balance of body, mind & spirit with a Santorini massage on our exclusive terrace or in our unique cave style rooms.

I step outside, and it’s chaos. The streets are packed. I mean, Rua da Praia is like a carnival. People everywhere, music blasting. I’m trying to get to the bus stop, but it’s like swimming upstream. I’m sweating, and my hair’s a mess.

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