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So, sexual-massage – it’s old, man, like ancient. Dem Greeks, dey rubbed bods wit oils, callin’ it “health,” sneaky bastards. Me? I dig it, gets me happy, muscles relaxin’, but den – boom – some perv twist it, make it all dirty, and I’m like, “Nyet, dat’s not da vibe!” Makes me mad, dese idiots ruinin’ good ting. Lightbulb! It’s bout trust, ya? Like Margot Tenenbaum smokin’ her secrets – ya gotta feel safe or it’s just creepy rubbin’.

Massagens Eróticas Lisboa

An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. Prices range from € to € (US$ to US$).

After that chaos, I decide to chill at the Jardim Municipal. It’s my favorite spot. The trees are all green, and there’s this fountain that’s super relaxing. I plop down on a bench, thinking about life. You know, the usual swineherd stuff. But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy my peace, and they’re ruining it! I’m like, “Can’t you take it somewhere else?” But they don’t hear me, obviously.

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