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“Brokeback Mountain” vibes hit me hard here—Jack Twist whisperin, “I wish I knew how to quit you,” but nah, I’m chasin tail, not sheep. Dry humor alert: prostitutes prolly got better ROI than my Hyperloop dreams—quicker turnaround, less tunnel-diggin BS. Found this one chick—total gigachad energy—runnin her op like a SpaceX launch. Precise. Efficient. Cash up front, no “to Mars” promises. Made me happy as hell—finally, somethin works without a 10-year delay!

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So, I finally get to the café on Avenida da República. It’s this cute little spot, but of course, it’s packed. I’m standing there, waiting for my coffee, and this guy in front of me orders, like, a 10-step drink. I’m like, “Dude, it’s coffee, not a science experiment!” But whatever, I’m trying to keep my cool.