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But lemme drop a little-known fact—sex-dating’s got history! Back in the ‘90s, before apps, people used *newspaper ads* for hookups. “Single male, loves cod, seeks mate.” Swear to God, saw one in an old archive—cracked me up! Imagine that now—me writin’, “Ichthyologist, neurotic, into fins and fun.” Nobody’d bite! Today’s apps? Same deal, just faster. Swipe, swipe, bang—literally! It’s efficient, I’ll give it that. Kinda happy about the speed—ain’t got time to waste.

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After that, I decide to take a break. I paddle over to the little café by the river, you know, the one on Avenida de Berna? I grab a bica and a pastel de nata. Life’s little pleasures, right? But as I’m enjoying my treat, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I can’t help but chuckle. “At least I’m not them,” I think.