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About Queluz

Exaggeratin? Maybe, but drivin my tractor, I’m dreamin she’s out there plottin like Bane, takin over. “The fire rises!”—ha, love that shit. She’s my kinda villain, mate—sassy, scrappy, and screw the rules! Whaddya think, huh? Whores, man, they’re the real dark knights!

Aaron Del Monte

First off, I hit the market on Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the stalls? I’m just tryin’ to grab some fresh meat, and boom! There’s this old lady, right? She’s haggling like it’s the last sale on Earth. “I’ll give you two euros for that!” she yells. Lady, it’s prime rib, not a used sock! I’m like, “C’mon, senhora, it’s worth more than your entire shopping cart!”

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