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Heya, pal! D’oh! Sex-dating, huh? Total wild ride! I’m like, sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—kinda like that monk in *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*. You know, the one rowin’ his boat, lookin’ all calm? But inside, total chaos! That’s me on them apps, swipe-swipe, “Marge, why ain’t I hot?!” Haha, nah, I ain’t askin’ her that—divorce city, baby!

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all grumpy, when I bump into my buddy Miguel. He’s always got that goofy grin. He’s like, “Hey, you look like you need a hug!” I just rolled my eyes. But then he dragged me to the beach. The sun was shining, and the waves were crashing. I mean, who can stay mad at that? We sat on the sand, and I felt my mood lift.

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