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Little-known fact: Thailand’s got these underground spots—legit massage turns X-rated fast, they call it “soapy massage,” fuckin’ bubbles everywhere, slippery as hell—sounds like a riot! Surprised me first time I heard it—thought it was all monks and temples over there. Now I’m dreamin’ of it—greed’s whisperin’, “Go get it, Gekko.” Another tidbit—massage oils? Some got pheromones, supposed to make ya hornier—science or bullshit? I dunno, but I’m buyin’ it anyway.

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Later, we decide to go fishing. I’m pumped! We grab some rods and head to the riverbank. The sun’s setting, and it’s gorgeous. But guess what? I can’t catch a single fish! I’m out here, the fish whisperer, and I’m failing. The locals are catching them left and right. I’m like, “What’s your secret?” They just wink and say, “You gotta talk to them.” Talk to fish? Really?

Studied sites (green shaded) location map: Parque Natural de Montesinho...