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Hi-ho, lemme tell ya, it’s a trip! Girls there, tough as nails, but soft too—kinda like Kee in the flick, y’know, “she’s got a bun in the oven!” One gal, Maria, told me this story—swear it’s true—‘bout a sailor who paid in gold teeth! Pulled ‘em right outta his mouth, plop, on the table! Made me laugh ‘til I croaked. Little known fact: them old-time brothels doubled as spy dens—Napoleon’s boys got secrets there, no kiddin’!

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As the night rolls in, we sit around a fire, grilling the fish they caught. It’s delicious! I’m finally feeling good. We’re sharing stories, laughing, and I’m thinking, “This is what it’s all about.” But then, I remember the pollution thing. It’s a buzzkill. I start talking about conservation, and they’re all nodding. But I can see some of them are like, “Chill, man. We just wanna eat fish.”

Almost 70 local and foreign groups will participate in the “2017 Macao International Parade” to be held in December