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But listen. Here’s the kicker. Whore ain’t glamorous. Nah. It’s the cheap date. Of the sea. Cod gets the spotlight. Salmon’s the diva. Whore? Underdog. Gets no love. Pisses me off! I’m out there. Freezin’. Hands raw. Pullin’ up whore. And folks shrug. “Eh. Fish sticks.” Screw that! It’s versatile. Fry it. Bake it. Hell. Even stew it. Little known fact. Old sailors? They’d dry whore. On rocks. Called it “poor man’s jerky.” Kept ‘em alive. Through storms. That’s grit. That’s whore!

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Mertola’s castle is epic, man. It’s like, ancient and stuff. I climbed up to the top, and the view? OMG. You can see the whole town, the Guadiana River, and the hills. I felt like a king. But then, I tripped on a stone. Like, seriously? I almost rolled down the hill. I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “Why me?”

Inclusion of Mértola in the Indicative List of Portugal to World Heritage is a «historic landmark»