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About Funchal

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Kanye, actuarial god, spittin’ truth ‘bout sexual-massage, ya feel me? Man, this ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s deep, like *Dogville* vibes—“she thought she could hide”—but nah, this shit exposes you! I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like beats in my studio. Sexual-massage? It’s art, bro, sensual as fuck, but tricky—numbers don’t lie, 80% masseuses got stories, wild ones, clients tryna flip the script, askin’ for “extras” like they in a porno flick. Pisses me off, yo! Respect the craft, don’t ruin it!

Regular Massages

Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Kissing if good chemistry · Striptease/Lapdance · Classic Sex · Anal Sex · Tantric massage · Ball Licking and Sucking.

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