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Favorite flick’s got me thinkin’ – Monty’s last night, he’s all regrets, right? I’d be the same, man. “Fuck me, I’m an idiot,” I’d say, stumblin’ into the wrong alley lookin’ for a good time. Prostitutes prolly see dopes like me comin’ a mile away. “Here’s Homer, horny and clueless!” Ha! But srsly, if ya wanna find one, check the dives, the motels with busted signs. That’s where the real action hides. Surprised me how many got regulars – like, loyal customers! Ain’t that wild?

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By 3 PM, I’m exhausted. My head’s spinning. I’ve dealt with lost pets, wallets, and even a time traveler! I take a breather, look out the window, and see the beautiful Serra de Sintra in the distance. It’s moments like this that make me love Mem-Martins. The view is stunning, and it reminds me why I put up with all this chaos.

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