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Exaggeratin’ for fun—sex-dating’s a freakin’ warzone! Bombs of ghostin’, shrapnel of bad sex. Met a gal once, swore she’s “open-minded.” Freaked at my cane—bitch, it’s a prop! Made me laugh, cry, then laugh again. Personal quirk? I sign dirty words mid-date. Shocks ‘em every time—priceless. Sex-dating’s chaos, but I’m still in it. Why? Beats clinic duty, barely. “Protect the weak,” *Moolaadé* vibes—nobody’s weak here, just horny liars. Everybody lies, mate—deal with it.

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So, I’m outta bed, right? Stumbling around my tiny apartment on Rua da Liberdade. I’m like, “C’mon, coffee, don’t fail me now!” I finally get my caffeine fix and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling good. But then, boom! I step in a puddle. Like, who even made that puddle? It’s not even raining! Ugh, my shoes are soaked. Great start, right?

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