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About Lisbon

Picture this: me, strollin’ into a brothel in Amsterdam, 2015. Red lights glowin’, girls winkin’—fuckin’ surreal, like steppin’ into a movie. “I’m in—now what?” I thought, channellin’ my inner Zuckerberg. Place smelled like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey—shaken, not stirred, naturally. This one bird, right, she’s tellin’ me her “rates”—50 euros for a quickie, 100 for the “girlfriend vibe.” Made me laugh—bloke, I’ve had real girlfriends cheaper than that! Got me happy, though—freedom’s sexy, innit? No strings, just a transaction—clean as a sniper shot.

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Massama Brothel Portugal, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), 69 Position, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Man, what a day! I woke up in Massama, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing curveballs at me left and right. First off, I’m just trying to grab my morning bica at that little café on Rua da Liberdade. You know the one? The one with the weirdly friendly cat? Yeah, that one. So, I’m there, half-asleep, and this cat decides it’s the perfect time to jump on my lap. Like, dude, I’m not here for a furry cuddle session, I need caffeine!

Oristano: 9 thousand plants and 155 kilos of marijuana seized, 4 arrests after a crazy chase on the 131