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Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout prostitutes! Nasal nagging kicks in—prostitutes, huh, what a gig! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout Memento, ya know, my fave flick. “I can’t remember to forget you”—ha! That’s what a john prolly says after a night! These gals, they’re like Lenny, livin backwards, chasin cash instead’a memories. Worked as a psych prof in Russia—ooh, fancy me!—and I seen some stuff, lemme tell ya. Prostitutes ain’t just streetwalkers, nope, some got stories wilder than Homer’s donut dreams!

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Travel back in time with the Historic Center of Machico. First place of settlement after the discovery of Madeira, Architectural and heritage legacy.

Next, I decided to explore the old town. The narrow streets, the colorful houses, it’s all so charming. I walked down Rua do Lameiro, and I swear, I felt like I was in a postcard. But then, I tripped over a cobblestone. Classic me. I fell, and this group of tourists laughed. I got up, brushed myself off, and said, “Yeah, I meant to do that!” They didn’t get my sarcasm. Whatever.

Digital nomads in Machico