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I tried it once, swear it! Some dude in Maui, back in ’99—total sketchball. Said he’d “heal my soul” with coconut oil. Don’t pee on my leg, buddy—I felt more groped than healed! Hands everywhere, like he’s auditioning for an alien skin-peelin’ scene. Made me mad as hell—$50 for that?! But, gotta admit, kinda thrilling too—like, whoa, what’s next?

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Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. Like, torrential downpour. I’m talking Noah’s Ark level. I ducked into a shop on Rua 1º de Maio. It was a cute little boutique, but I was soaked. I looked like a drowned rat. The shop owner laughed and said, “You need a boat, not an umbrella!” I was like, “Thanks for the support, buddy.” But I ended up buying this funky raincoat. It’s bright yellow, and I look like a banana. But hey, at least I’m dry now!

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