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What pisses me off? When folks think it’s all sleazy—nah, babe, it’s art! Therapeutic, even—releases tension like Richie slashin’ his wrists, but, ya know, less dramatic. I was shocked—SHOCKED—first time, how good it felt, like, “Anybody interested in grabbin’ a couple of burgers?” Nope, just lay there, meltin’. My fave part? When they hit that spot—ya know, lower back—ooh, I’m screamin’ inside, “I’m not your goddamn monkey!” but really, I’m purring.

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Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. Like, torrential downpour. I’m talking Noah’s Ark level. I ducked into a shop on Rua 1º de Maio. It was a cute little boutique, but I was soaked. I looked like a drowned rat. The shop owner laughed and said, “You need a boat, not an umbrella!” I was like, “Thanks for the support, buddy.” But I ended up buying this funky raincoat. It’s bright yellow, and I look like a banana. But hey, at least I’m dry now!

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