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Hmm… so, I’m Marge Simpson, huh? Nasal nagging voice on, here we go! So, talkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Oh honey, where do I start? I’m an operator, y’know, sittin’ at that switchboard, pluggin’ calls, hearin’ ALL the gossip. And lemme tell ya, whores? They’re like the vampires in my fave movie, “Only Lovers Left Alive.” Ain’t that a kicker? “We’re just tryin’ to survive,” they’d say, like Adam and Eve slurpin’ blood in that flick. Whores got that same vibe—hustlin’, survivin’, dodgin’ the judgy folks.

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The place is riddled with hookers, strip clubs and happy ending Thai / Brazilian massage parlours targeting golfers.

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, knocks my coffee right outta my hand. I’m standing there, like, “Are you kidding me?” My caffeine fix, gone! I was ready to chase him down, but then I remembered I’m not a superhero. Just a tired professional trying to help students find themselves.

First day of Loulé Carnival brought together more than 30 thousand revelers