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So, picture this—smoky room, dim lights, girls struttin’ ‘round like they own the damn place. Smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey, but it’s alive, man, alive! I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my gin ‘n’ juice, watchin’ these cats tryna play it cool. Some fool in the corner tryna impress a chick with a fake Rolex—bruh, she ain’t buyin’ it, and I’m crackin’ up. Hilarious, fo’ shizzle! These spots been ‘round forever, right? Back in the Wild West, they had brothels poppin’ off in saloons—cowboys droppin’ gold nuggets for a lil’ company. True story, look it up!

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But then, I get a call. My buddy’s in trouble. Apparently, he’s stuck at the bus station on Rua da Estação. I rush over, dodging people like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. I get there, and he’s just sitting there, looking all lost. Turns out, he missed his bus. Classic, right?

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