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About Coimbra

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

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After the rain stops, we head to the Miradouro de São Leonardo. The view is breathtaking. I’m standing there, feeling all the feels. The sun’s setting, and the sky is on fire. I’m like, “This is what life’s about.”

Check out this hotel that looks like a giant wine barrel