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Sometimes I picture it fancy, all velvet and gold, like Wes Anderson directed it. “The air’s thick with perfume!” I’d say, struttin’ in, Joey-style. How you doin’, ladies? Bet they’d laugh. Prolly some creepy dudes too—ugh, grosses me out. But the vibe? Electric, man! Little known fact: some brothels had secret tunnels. Spies used ‘em—how dope is that?

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I’m standing there, looking at the view. The Douro River is glistening, and I’m like, “Wow, this is life.” But then, I hear this loud noise. It’s a bunch of kids playing soccer, and they’re kicking the ball around like it’s the World Cup. One kid kicks it too hard, and boom! It hits me right in the leg. I’m like, “Ouch! What the heck, kid?” But then I laugh. It’s kinda funny, right?

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