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About Queluz

What’s dope is the skill, man – those masseuses? Artists! They know every muscle, every knot, twistin’ you up like a pretzel. I’d suck at it – too twitchy, hehe! Once heard this chick in Vegas made bank, $500 a pop, just for “happy endings” – blew my mind! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, it’s nuts! “You’ve made a cuckold of me!” – Royal’s line fits, total betrayal of normal jobs.

Forbidden Fruit

Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to dive-bomb us. I swear, it was like a scene from a movie. Miguel freaks out, swerves, and we almost hit a lamppost on Rua da Estação. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a bird!” But he’s convinced it’s a sign from the universe. I’m just trying not to lose my mind.

Joane Cardinal-Schubert honoured in memorial exhibition at University of Calgary