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About Almada

Humor? Ha! Prostitutes prob laugh at us—runnin’ the oldest startup ever. Me, sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Work smarter, not harder, babe.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d hire one just to spite the prudes—scandalous Edna! “Behold, a new world!” Malick vibes, but with fishnets. Tell me that ain’t poetry, dahling! No capes—just cash, grit, and survival. What a trip!

Our Services

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Finally, I get home, and I’m exhausted. But I can’t stop thinking about the day. The puddle, the fridge, the coffee, the fire juggler. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions. I’m angry, happy, surprised—all at once.