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About Funchal

What pisses me off? Cheapskates, ugh! They’re all, “Just a quickie rub,” but nah, this ain’t no fast food joint, mate. Takes skill, feelin’ the flow, findin’ them secret knots—bam! Love it when they melt tho, eyes rollin’ back, like they seein’ ghosts. Makes me cackle, we swears! Best bit? Lil’ known fact—ancient Greeks did this sh*t too, called it “anatripsis.” Horny philosophers gettin’ oiled up, wild, right?

Spa de Luxo, Requinte e Sensualidade

We have a lot of programs - individual or combined - the geothermal massage (with hot stones), aromatherapy and chocolate therapy, anti-cellulite and firming.

After that sandwich disaster, I decide to stroll around. I hit up the Praça de São Tiago. It’s packed! People everywhere, livin’ it up. I see a street performer doin’ some crazy juggling act. I’m impressed, but then I notice he drops a ball. I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you had one job!

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