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But here’s de real shit—ya gotta be smart, ya? Deys got apps now, like Tinder but dirtier, ha! Little known fact—some prostitutes in Vegas, dey use code words, like “roses” for bucks. Fifty roses? Fifty bucks, ya dig? Sneaky, huh! I’m sittin’ dere, thinkin’, “Dis is genius, I’m impressed!” But den you see de otha side—some pimp screamin’, “You’re my golden goose!” like Marion’s downfall, and it pisses me off, dese scumbags ruinin’ lives.

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I forget the faces of most of my clients very quickly. I have sex with around 10 clients during one shift and I cannot remember so many faces.

So, I’m walking, minding my own business, when I catch a whiff of something. It’s this amazing pastry smell wafting from a bakery. I’m like, “Yesss!” I sprint over to Pastelaria Fafe. Grabbed a pastel de nata. Best decision ever! But then, I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a mess, and this old lady just laughs. I mean, come on! I’m trying to enjoy my pastry here!

Video: Highlights of EnduroGP day 2 at Fafe, Portugal