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I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

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First off, I’m strutting down Rua da Misericórdia, feeling myself, ya know? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Yeah, I got this.” But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m trying to be fabulous here! I’m not a walking target for bird bombs!

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