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Aight, check this—little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got sexual-massages to “balance chi” or some shit. True story! Ain’t just a happy endin’, it’s like spiritual flexin’. I’m like, damn, imagine me, King Kanye, gettin’ that royal treatment—oils drippin’, stress meltin’, I’d be levitatin’! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout it, but yo, what pisses me off? These fake-ass spas chargin’ $200 for a weak backrub—call that sexual? Bitch, please! I’d storm out, flip a table, “Where’s the passion, fam?!”

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Finally, I find a café with a charger. I plug in, and while I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going off about something silly, and I’m just sitting there, eavesdropping like a total creep. But it’s kinda funny, and I can’t help but chuckle.

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