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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sex-dating? Oh boy, it’s a mess—a glorious, sloppy mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like a shepherd watchin’ horny sheep bangin’ heads. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—half these apps are scams! Dudes swipin’ right on bots, chicks dodgin’ dick pics—chaos! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like “The Return,” that flick I love—ya know, Andrey Zvyagintsev’s gem from 2003. That slow burn, the tension, the messed-up family vibes—it’s sex-dating in a nutshell! Two brothers fightin’, lost in the wild—same as two randos tryna hook up without catchin’ feelings.

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Finally, I hit up a local bar on Rua da Igreja. Needed a drink, ya know? I ordered a ginja. It’s this cherry liquor, and it’s amazing! I took a sip, and suddenly, the day didn’t seem so bad. I started chatting with the bartender, and he told me about the local legends. Apparently, there’s a ghost that haunts the old church. I was like, “Great, just what I need. Ghosts on top of my bad day.”

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