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So, I was on Tinder, right? Scrollin’, flexin’ my thumb, and bam—this chick’s profile says, “Lookin’ for a Hulk-sized man.” I’m like, hell yeah, brother, I’m your champ! We chat, she’s hot, I’m pumped—feelin’ like I’m droppin’ the leg on Andre the Giant. But here’s the kicker—meet up, and she’s got a dude waitin’! Some swinger vibe, brother! I’m thinkin’, “What kind of piledriver twist is this?” Made me mad as hell—don’t bait-and-switch the Hulkster, ya dig?

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, can I help?” I’m thinking, “Help? You’re like, what, ten?” But he’s got this big smile, and I can’t help but chuckle. So, I let him hold the hose while I fix the blaster. He’s all excited, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna regret this when you’re covered in dust!” But he’s loving it. Kids, man. They find joy in the weirdest things.

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