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Now, sex-dating’s this crazy thang—apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks together faster’n a hog on a hot day. I tried it once—shoot, my wig nearly fell off laughin’! Met this guy, sweet as pie, but lordy, he catfished me harder’n a Tennessee riverbass! Said he was 6’2”—honey, he barely cleared my boots! Made me madder’n a wet hen, but I chuckled, “Well, this is limbo, ain’t it?” Straight outta *Inception*—you never know what’s real!

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After that drama, we decide to hit up the Jardim do Paço. It’s a beautiful park, man. I love it there. We’re walking, and I’m trying to enjoy the flowers and the fountains, but Miguel’s too busy flirting. I’m like, “Bro, can we just enjoy the moment?” But no, he’s all about the girl.

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