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So I’m pissed, right? Last time I tried this, some chick robbed me blind – took my wallet while I was hummin “Hang me, oh hang me.” Shoulda seen it comin, but nah, I’m too busy bein all cultured and shit. This time, tho, I spot her – red heels, smoky eyes, leanin by a busted lamppost. She’s got that “fare thee well” look, like she’s half outta here already. I’m thinkin, *damn, she’s prolly seen more flops than Llewyn at a gig.*

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee (strong, like my will to live), and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” I hop on my bike, cruising down Rua da Liberdade, feeling like a king. But then, BAM! My tire goes flat. Seriously? Right in front of that bakery, Pastelaria Pão Quente. I could smell the fresh bread, and I’m stuck there like a fool.

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