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But lemme tell ya, it’s not all doom. Some folks swear by it—say it’s relaxin’, sensual, blah blah. Good for ‘em! Me? I’d probly sneeze from the oil, ruin the mood, then rant about it for days. Like, “I paid $80 to itch?!” Oh, and fun fact—there’s this Thai style, “Nuru,” all slippery seaweed gel—sounds like a freakin’ sci-fi porno! Surprised me, honestly—thought massages were just for backs, not, y’know, HAPPY ENDINGS.

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So, I rush back to the shop, and guess what? My oven starts smokin’! I’m like, “No, no, no!” I open it up, and there’s a burnt batch of pastries. I’m ready to cry. But then, I remember the parade. I grab the good stuff and head back out. I’m like, “Forget the burnt ones! Let’s party!”

Inventor on flyboard steals the show at Bastille Day celebrations