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Whores got tricks, man, sneaky as hell. One I knew, she’d hum “Sweet Georgia Brown” while workin’—weird, right? Prolly to keep from cryin’. Kinda sad, but I don’t care—screw her! She’s all, “Oh Cartman, you so cute,” tryin’ to hustle me. Bitch, please, I ain’t no simp! I’d carve my name in her ass like Hans Landa, “That’s a bingo!”—bam, owned!

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O Manel, Caneças.

But then, back to reality. I had to head back to the office. On my way, I passed by Praça da Alegria. There was this street performer doing some wild juggling act. I stopped to watch. He dropped a flaming baton. I gasped! Everyone else laughed. I was like, “Dude, that’s not funny!” But then he picked it up and kept going. I couldn’t help but laugh too. Canecas, man. It’s full of surprises.

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