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Oh, and the smells—sweat, booze, desperation—kinda sexy, kinda gross. Surprised me how loud it gets—moans, laughs, fights—chaos symphony! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but feels like a freakin’ warzone sometimes. Movie line pops up—“It’s not what I did, it’s who I am.” Brothel’s the same—ain’t just the acts, it’s the vibe. Dark, messy, glorious. I’m burdened with glorious purpose, seein’ it all—sinners, saints, all f*ckin’ in the same bed, haha!

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So, I finally get to the market at Praça da República. It’s packed! I mean, like sardines in a can. I’m trying to sell my pork, but everyone’s too busy haggling over tomatoes. Seriously, who even cares about tomatoes? I’m standing there, waving my arms like a madman, “Fresh pork! Best in town!” But nope, they’re all about those overpriced veggies. I’m fuming inside. Like, c’mon people, I’m right here!

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