Lauren Caldelas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Funchal

Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

Castro Caldelas Castle, the story of a legendary fortress

Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Hey, we need those estimates ASAP.” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m knee-deep in chaos here!” But I just say, “Sure, I’ll get right on it.” I hang up and take a deep breath. I mean, it’s just a day, right?

Castro Caldelas, one of the most beautiful villages in Spain