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Hiiii! Me Patrick Star, duh! So, like, findin’ a prostitute, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe it could be, right? Anyway, I’m in Hawaii, chillin’ like a jellyfish, and I’m wonderin’ bout them ladies out there, y’know, the ones who, uh, sell smooches and stuff! Like in my fave movie, *Her*, where Joaquin’s all, “Sometimes I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel,” and I’m like, dude, have ya met a Honolulu hooker yet? Prolly not!

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Finally, I get my coffee and pastry, and I’m feeling a bit better. I stroll down to the park by the river, you know, the one with the ducks? I sit on a bench, sipping my coffee, and just chill for a sec. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball, and BAM! The ball hits my leg. I’m like, “Dude, watch it!” But the kid just laughs and runs off. I can’t help but chuckle. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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