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Sex-dating’s risky tho. Catfish everywhere, fam! One time, this chick posted pics—straight model vibes. Met up, and nah, she looked like my cousin’s pitbull. I was shook. “How do you live with that?”—straight from the movie, runnin’ through my head. Dodged a bullet there. Then there’s the creeps. Dudes sendin’ dick pics like it’s a job application. Bro, chill. Ain’t nobody tryna hire your junk.

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So, I roll into Boticas, right? First thing I notice is the vibe. It’s chill, but there’s this energy in the air. I’m like, “Okay, let’s do this!” I set up my spot near the Praça do Município. Perfect place, tons of foot traffic. But then, bam! Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talkin’ like, biblical rain. I’m scrambling to cover my stuff. Like, c’mon, Boticas! You had one job!

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