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I’m sawin’ boards one day, thinkin’, Escort’s underrated, man. Tiny four-banger, zippy, hauls ass—surprised me! Gets like 30 mpg, unreal, beats those gas-guzzlin’ pigs. Little-known fact: Brits raced ‘em, rally champs, mud flyin’—badass! Trump loves that, winning, always winning. But parts? Pain in the ass, lemme tell ya. Junkyards got none, pisses me off—bigly. “There’s blood on the walls!”—not really, just grease, but still, drama!

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Next up is this old man, Senhor Oliveira. He’s a regular, always comes in for his weekly shave. He starts tellin’ me about the good ol’ days, when Benfica was winning everything. I’m nodding, but inside, I’m like, “C’mon, man, I gotta catch the game!” But he’s got stories, ya know? Like how he watched Eusébio play back in the day. I can’t help but smile.

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