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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a wild one! I’m a scientist, yeah, but I ain’t no stiff prick in a lab coat. This shit’s fascinating – hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like butter on a hot pan. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring* – that Kim Ki-duk masterpiece. “What you take, you carry,” the old monk says. Same with sexual-massage, innit? You give, you get, it’s a fuckin’ cycle!

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After the lab disaster, I needed a break. So, I decided to grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Central on Praça da República. I ordered my usual—an espresso, strong enough to wake the dead. But the barista, this dude named João, was having a rough day too. He spilled milk all over the counter. I mean, come on! It’s just coffee! I ended up waiting forever. I was about to lose it. But then, I saw this cute dog outside. A golden retriever, just chilling. Instant mood booster! I mean, who can stay mad when there’s a fluffy dog around?

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