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What gets me goat, though? Them poncy spas chargin’ an arm and a leg – 200 quid for a fumble? Robbery! I’d rather DIY with a bottle of Tesco’s finest olive oil, cheers. Surprised me, too, how some folk reckon it’s all seedy – nah, mate, it’s art! Proper skill, them masseuses, twistin’ you up like a pretzel, leavin’ you floatin’. Once heard this yarn – some geezer in Thailand, got an erotic-massage from a lass trained by monks! Monks, I tell ya! Blew me mind, that did.

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Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. Beduido’s wild, man. It’s got its ups and downs, but it’s home. I crash on my couch, thinking about the day. I laugh at the chaos, the ghosts, the arguments, and the music. Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what’ll happen next?