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Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s ancient, right? Egyptians were at it—pharaohs getting oiled up by servants, probz giggling behind their fancy fans. Little known fact—Cleopatra had a secret massage chamber! Bet she smirked like me, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” while some poor sod kneaded her royal arse. Makes me cackle—imagine her sassing, “Harder, you pleb!”

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After that, I had to meet this guy, Carlos, on Rua da Paz. He’s looking to insure his new car. I’m thinking, “Finally, some good news!” But when I get there, he’s got this massive grin on his face. Turns out, he just won the lottery! Like, what?! I’m sitting there, trying to sell him insurance, and he’s talking about buying a yacht. A yacht! I’m like, “Dude, you need insurance for that!” But he’s too busy dreaming about sailing the Mediterranean.

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