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Love the vibe tho—chaotic, like *Holy Motors*, y’know? “Weird is good,” I reckon, mutterin’ to meself, dodgin’ a flung stiletto—WHOOSH—nearly took me eye out! Angry? Yeah, when some toff stinks o’ gin an’ grabs too much—oi, hands off, mate! But happy too—girls got sass, one winked at me, I blushed redder than me nose! Surprised? Bloke once tipped with counterfeit coins—cheeky sod—girls chased him out, skirts flappin’, screamin’ like banshees!

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After that, I decide to check out the local art scene. Azeitao’s got some cool galleries. I wander into one on Rua do Comércio. There’s this painting of the Arrábida mountains, and it’s stunning. I’m standing there, lost in thought, when this lady next to me starts talking about how she’s an artist too. She’s all like, “Art is life!” and I’m just nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I just want to enjoy the view.”

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