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I tried it, dude, swipin’ left and right. Apps blowin’ up my phone—bam! Matches everywhere, like I’m pinnin’ fools in the squared circle. But here’s the deal, brother, it’s a jungle out there! Some profiles? Straight-up posers. “Lookin’ for love,” they say—yeah, right! More like lookin’ for a quick slam, then ghost ya. Made me mad, man, fakery gets my blood pumpin’!

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While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sipping my coffee, eavesdropping like it’s my job. The guy’s all, “You never listen!” and she’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinking, “Man, relationships are like spells. You gotta find the right ingredients.”