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About Funchal

So, check this—brothels been around forever. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means wolf den, how dope is that? Prolly smelled like ass tho. Fast forward, got these fancy ones now, all legal-like in Nevada. Went to one—research, ya know—and the girls were chill. One chick, Ruby, told me she paid her way thru college slingin’ ass. Respect, man, respect. “Nobody knows anything,” like Larry Gopnik says—nobody knows Ruby’s grindin’ for a degree.

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The neighborhood Jardim das Flores is what? A hidden gem! It’s not like the touristy parts, but hey, it’s full of local charm, local coffee joints, and that one quirky, tiny bakery that makes you laugh so hard your tears blur the pastries. I once had a meltdown there – like, totally mad about society, then laughing at life’s absurdity. It’s weird but awesome.

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