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Once, I saw this guy hagglin’—so cheap! I’m like, “Dude, pay her, she’s rockin’ it!” Made me giggle, thinkin’ he’s dumber than me—and that’s sayin’ somethin’! Prostitutes got stories, man—like, one told me she paid for her kid’s school. Surprised me big time! I’m all, “Wow, you’re a hero!” She laughed, probs thought I’m nuts.

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Then, I’m walking past the market on Praça da República. The smell of fresh bread hits me. I’m drooling, right? But then, I see this old lady, she’s got a cart full of veggies, and she’s yelling at some kid for bumping into her. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, chill! It’s just a kid!” But she’s all like, “Back in my day…” and I’m like, “Yeah, back in your day, you probably didn’t have to deal with smartphones!”